Jeffmod: I hate having to go to bed earlier, so good night. Specially when I’m trying to listen to some nice music in chemicaldarkshine’s blog ngh
Anyway you should follow that blog
It’s amazing~

hmm, time to see if that myth about sensitivity is true -grabs horns-

Jeff: If you touch my horns again I’ll sta8 them in your chest.

((jeffmod: what myth, i’m not that far in homestuck and i’m lost with this

*backs away* i can turn into a cat and my ears are sensitive

Jeff: Oops, I’m sorry. 

im pretty good and thos are some pretty awesome horns but i think i prefer my cat ears over those *covers cat ears*

Jeff: Cat ears? I love cats~ *he smiled and poked one of your ears*

"When was this...? He's always home..."

Jeff: Not always as you see. Oh, I heard what they did to you… may8e you’re not just paranoid and he’s looking for someone who actually likes kids *grins* 

"Wait... You said BEN was alone in the Forrest? Do you have any idea where he's going?"

Jeff: No idea, 8ut he looked pretty nervous a8out it. He asked me a8out someone, not that I really remem8er his name~

hey Jeff how are you today?

Jeff: I’m fine, 8ut now I seem to have horns. I guess I could use them to sta8 people. What a8out you?

M!A: What's that? A better M!A? How about you try this on for size! Jeff! You're now a homestuck troll, a mid-blood, for 3 days. Sorry to inconvenience you, though.. You don't have any sopor to sleep in! Have fun with your terrible nightmares....! <3
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((I made him Vriska because I have no imagination to create trolls myself yep. Same zodiac sign so that’s it!

M!A: Jeff is now extremely horny until a person with cat or dog ears fucks him (or he fucks them)
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Jeffmod: Anons. I’m actually in a rp with someone with cat ears. And come on, stop forcing him to have sex for a while because that’s basically what you’re doing?